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Presidential and congressional majority punches hurt the most.
My brother's a fucking lightweight.
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[04 Jul 2010|01:27pm] |
Still here, still strong. Mark, your present will be glorious.
God bless America.
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Drill, baby, drill! Ha ha! Drill! Ha! Drill! Isn't that stealing from Mexicans or mother earth or some bullshit? Ha ha ha! Ha! Ha
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[26 Feb 2010|09:27pm] |
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( Mark )
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[20 Feb 2010|07:42pm] |
This technology thing is amazing! All this information right at my fingertips - and email is much, much better than pamphlets. I've been able to get intact with almost every major one of my organizations, and I think I've found one in the area I'll be able to work with!
I should probably introduce myself. I hadn't done it yet because I've only just got this apartment (thanks, father!) and I used some of my money to get a laptop. So, anyway, my name is Lincoln Briggs Smith-Stonewall, or the Log Cabin Republican party! You can call me Linc, though, those two names are really long, after all.
I'm very excited to meet everyone! I'm so glad I formed in such a big city, there are so many people here.
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[07 Feb 2010|08:53am] |
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Hi, everybody!!! My name is Sarah, and I'm almost a year old!
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[27 Jan 2010|09:46pm] |
-- Education is good
-- Why is Mr. Biden smiling at the space above miss pelosi's head?
-- I don't remember a competition!. Why isn't miss pelosi sitting up straight?
-- I think they're just standing up because mr. obama is sad his friend died.
-- Blink blink blink!
-- Community colleges are gonna get money! .. dad says they don't have constitutions there.
-- Where does that money come from?
-- "No one should go broke because they chose to go to college"- if they work for uncle Mark!
-- Tax burden?
-- CLOSE UP ON PLUGS LOOK AT HIS PLUGS
-- plugs is a funny word
-- Miss Pelosi is staring at the bacl of Mister Obama's neck.
-- Mr Biden spilled his water in his lap I think! He looks sad.
-- Does Mr. Biden have teeth?
-- They're booing! Booing! "let's clear things up" isn't real presidenty
-- OH, Mr. Biden does have teeth, but only if he closes his eyes.
-- Missus Obama is starting an anti-childhood obesity organization! I like fat people.
-- Don't say the 't' word, mister obama!
-- Oh, they're booing again - mister micconnel stood up!
-- He's blaming mr. bush again! And dad's guys are mad again and he's kind of taking responcibility for a trillong dollars of debt but a
-- WOW I think mom might be there..
-- He's gonna freeze all spending for three whole years? Oh, except for .. the important things that cost a lot of money.
-- Bankers, oil people, and people who make over 250 thousand dollars don't get tax cuts anymore. I bet the money is not going to be happy tomorrow.
-- I think mr. biden just swallowed his tonuge
-- He blamed mister bush again.
-- I guess mister obama doesn't like Scotty.
-- What are we not asking or telling about?
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He's alright, he's alright. Thank Baby Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, he's alright.
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[25 Dec 2009|02:50pm] |
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[03 Nov 2009|09:34pm] |
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SUCK IT! WOOO-EEEE!
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[01 Nov 2009|02:42pm] |
Yes, yes, you fuckers should all vote. Preferably against Bloomberg, because he's a fucking asshole. I can tolerate an ass, but not a traitor.
I need to go finish our almondjoy castle. Happy fucking Halloween.
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DADS COMING TRICK OR TREATING WITH ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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[13 Oct 2009|11:16pm] |
Mother fucker. When I get back into power, Markie, I'm going to use that charming new bunker buster your golden boy is having developed to send motherfucking Maine back into the fucking stone age.
Is it so wrong to ask for a little fucking loyalty? Women.
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[01 Sep 2009|09:20am] |
Going down to Texas, gonna see if I can beat some sense into this governor of mine that Libby's been trying to hijack. I may be the party of small government, but in this family, we do not succeed. My country, I could have my own country
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